Why only the 10% of men reach heaven? Because if everyone were, it would be hell. Why Most Women Mishandle? Because all driving instructors are men. Why do men like cars and motorcycles so much?? Because they are the only thing they can handle. Two friends talking: María, what do you give me for my husband? Nothing. Deal! Why did God make man first and then woman?? Because experiments are first done with rats and then in humans.

Why only the 10% of men reach heaven?  Because if everyone were, sería el infierno. ¿Por qué la mayoría de las mujeres maneja malPorque todos los instructores de manejo son hombres. ¿Por qué a los hombres les gustan tanto los autos y las motosPorque son lo único que pueden manejar. Dos amigas hablando: María, what do you give me for my husband?  Nada. ¡Trato hecho!  Why did God make man first and then woman??  Because experiments are first done with rats and then in humans.

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