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Estaba el Presidente Municipal de cierto pueblito y le dice a su secretario: – Secretario, apúntame a todo el cabildo pa'l viernes. Le contesta su secretario: – Señor Presidente, ¿Viernes con qué se escribe, con 'v' chica, o 'b' grande"? Titubeando el Presidente le contestó: – Este, mejor que sea pa'l lunes.

There was the Municipal President of a certain small town and he says to his secretary:
– Secretario, apúntame a todo el cabildo pa'l viernes.
His secretary replies:
– Señor Presidente, ¿Viernes con qué se escribe, con 'v' chica, o 'b' grande"?
Hesitantly, the President replied:
– Este, mejor que sea pa'l lunes.

A physicist, a biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time... The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research into the dynamics of wave fluid and walked into the ocean. Obviously he drowned and never came back. The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna within the ocean and walked into the ocean. He also never returned. The chemist waited a long time and then wrote the observation. The physicist and biologist are soluble in ocean water.

A physicist, a biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time...
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research into the dynamics of wave fluid and walked into the ocean. Obviously he drowned and never came back.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna within the ocean and walked into the ocean. He also never returned.
The chemist waited a long time and then wrote the observation. The physicist and biologist are soluble in ocean water.

Pepito returns from the church with a worried face, his mother sees him so he asks: But Pepito what happens to you? It is that I come from confessing, and the father has asked me for penance to pray 3 Our Fathers. and What's the problem? I only know one!

Pepito returns from the church with a worried face, his mother sees him so he asks:
But Pepito what's wrong with you?
It is that I come from confessing, and the father has asked me for penance to pray 3 Our Fathers.
and What's the problem?
I only know one!

It was four o'clock in the morning at Peter's house, when the phone rings: Well? Hello! Sorry to call you at this hour, but what happens is that your dog does not stop barking and does not let me sleep. has! It is ok. The next night the phone rings at the neighbor's house also at 4 in the morning: Okay? Hello! Sorry to call you at this time, I call you to inform you that I have no dog.

It was four o'clock in the morning at Peter's house, when the phone rings:
Well?
Hello! Sorry to call you at this hour, but what happens is that your dog does not stop barking and does not let me sleep.
has! It is ok.
The next night the phone rings at the neighbor's house also at 4 in the morning:
Well?
Hello! Sorry to call you at this time, I call you to inform you that I have no dog.

This was a friend who didn't like to spend money, goes to the airport for the pilot to take a ride and asks how much he's going to charge for taking him and his wife for a walk. The pilot tells him 50,000 pesos. But how? That's a lot of money! And the pilot sees you and says, Well then, let's make a deal, I give you a walk around the city, if you don't scream upstairs, you don't pay me. Okay, we're already understanding each other. And so the plane starts and the man and his wife get on, and the pilot who was an acrobat starts going round and round, until he lands. And he says to the Lord, Well, I didn't lose, you didn't cry out. Well, if I didn't scream even when my lady fell.

This was a friend who didn't like to spend money, goes to the airport for the pilot to take a ride and asks how much he's going to charge for taking him and his wife for a walk. The pilot tells him 50,000 pesos.
But how? That's a lot of money! And the pilot sees him and says:
Well then, let's make a deal, I give you a walk around the city, if you don't scream upstairs, don't pay me.
Okay, we're already understanding each other.
And so the plane starts and the man and his wife get on, and the pilot who was an acrobat starts going round and round, until he lands.
And he says to the lord:
Well, no way I lost, you didn't scream.
Well, if I didn't scream even when my lady fell.

A man runs down the street and a boy stops him and says: Lord, what's wrong with you that you're going so fast? It's that I bought some avocados for my mother-in-law and she got sick. Ahhh, and are you going to look for the doctor? No, I'm going to buy more avocados.

A man runs down the street and a boy stops him and says:
Lord, what's wrong with you that you're going so fast?
It's that I bought some avocados for my mother-in-law and she got sick.
Ahhh, and are you going to look for the doctor?
No, I'm going to buy more avocados.

An irresponsible man who had behaved very badly with his poor family, dies at last. At the burial ceremony, a distant relative utters the funeral prayer: He was a model husband and an exemplary father. When she hears that, the widow takes the child next to her by the hand and says: Come on son, we made the wrong burial.

An irresponsible man who had behaved very badly with his poor family, dies at last. At the burial ceremony, a distant relative utters the funeral prayer:
He was a model husband and an exemplary father.
Upon hearing this, the widow takes the child next to her by the hand and says:
Come on son, we got the wrong burial.

Pepito arrives and asks his teacher testing his knowledge: Master, do you know how many animals Moses put into the ark? And the teacher thought and thought and replied: I don't know Pepito, how many did you put in? Oh teacher, you are brute, because you did not put any because the ark was Noah's.

Pepito arrives and asks his teacher testing his knowledge:
Teacher, do you know how many animals Moses put into the ark?
And the teacher thought and thought and replied:
I don't know Pepito, how many did he put in?
Oh teacher, you are brute, because you did not put any because the ark was Noah's.

Once the president of the republic arrives to talk about the economy of his country at a press conference, then a journalist says to him: Mr. President, is it true that there is currently an economic crisis? The president replies: Well, the truth is, my government has done a study, and let me tell you, that there are really only 6 people who are suffering from economic crisis. Then another journalist asks him: And tell me who those 6 people are? The president answers: Me, you, him, us, them and them.

Once the president of the republic arrives to talk about the economy of his country at a press conference, then a journalist tells him:
Mr President, is it true that there is currently an economic crisis?
The president replies:
Well, the truth is, my government has done a study, and let me tell you, that there are really only 6 people who are suffering from economic crisis.
Then another journalist asks:
And tell me who those 6 people are?
The president replies:
Me, you, him, us, them and them.

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WHAT IS A JOKE?

We call joke, click or facecia a type of short narrative, in most cases oral, fictitious and humorous content, whose understanding provokes laughter. Its content can be satirical, ironic, burlesque, even ruthless, expressed through a verbal game or ideas, which to be fully understood needs some recurring references and some usual initiative of the funny between those who tell the joke and those who listen to it. The joke is a very old human invention. The first known compilation of jokes comes from Ancient Greek times, and is the Philogelos, an anthology of 265 jokes made about the fourth century AD.C. by Hierocles and Philharius, in theory.
Most of the jokes argue to a very fixed composition, initiated by a first narrative part that exposes the circumstance in which, then, the game or happiness occurs, which is a confusion of the circumstance whose resolution invites laughter.
The joke should not be misinterpreted with the joke or with other humorous genres, in which a real circumstance is prepared to mock or entertain with third parties, nor with the nonverbal humor (called gag) so characteristic of physical comedy or slapstick.
See also: Comparison.

TYPES OF JOKES

Depending on its content, we have the possibility to classify jokes into: Innocent or white jokes. This is how the most harmless, childish or correct jokes are called to all kinds of audiences.
Green or red jokes. Also called "spicy", they have in their narration a sexual or erotic content, whether explicit or suggested.
Black jokes. They are known as in this way for being part of the black humor or ruthless humor, whose narratives are sarcastic, ironic or cruel to people sometimes disadvantaged or pathology.
Political jokes. They have within their narration elements corresponding to local politics or throughout the world, to recognized personalities or occasions that concern universal history.

WHY DO JOKES MAKE US HAPPY?

According to Freud, the joke tries to violate popular and self-censorship to lead to laughter.
There are many explanations for this. Some theories, such as those of Marvin Misky (in his Society of the Mind), who proposes the joke as the human mechanism for studying the absurd, or even more so those of Edward de Bono (The Mechanism of the Mind and I am right you are wrong), who recommends that the human brain works from thought patterns to admit familiar stories and tales.
When one of the thought patterns is broken and replaced by an exclusive connection, as happens in jokes, there is a tendency to laugh in response. This would explain why after hearing them numerous times, jokes lose their happiness.
Sigmund Freud also investigated this matter in The Joke and its relationship to the unconscious. According to the popular psychoanalyst, jokes (as well as failed acts) accept that unconscious content emerges disguised in the light of consciousness, through games of expressions, displacements of the concept and other tactics of masking the deep message. Oséa, there is talk of a way of violating popular and self-censorship, which would lead to a manifestation of success (laughter).

STEREOTYPES IN JOKES

Most of the jokes work, in their need for a knowledge or a habitual leader between those who tell it and those who listen to it, with stereotypes or social archetypes, which are ways of universal consideration, previous (at times they have the possibility of being prejudices) and light, which attribute to certain types of people, some nationalities or some ethnicities certain cartoonish properties.
There are sexual, racial, religious, national and all kinds of stereotypes, which are used to generalize and superficially characterize a collective, which lends itself to the exercise of the joke very well. However, in several cases the handling of these stereotypes can become prejudice and transform the joke into a gesture of rush, discrimination or cruelty against the other. RELATED CONCEPTS Comparison Literary Resources Comic Literary Genre Comedy Irony Narration Stereotype Story Drama Speech Interpersonal Communication

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